A little bit of anything...and everything

  • Boy: Did it hurt
  • Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
  • Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
Source: most-awkward-moments

  • This is Korean: 안녕하세요
  • This is Chinese: 你好
  • This is Thai: สวัสดีครับ
  • This is Japanese: こんにちは
  • This is also Japanese: グッドモーニング
  • And this is also Japanese: 猛烈宇宙交響曲
  • Japanese is a whore of a language.
Source: unfortunately-i

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe."

- Albert Einstein (via kari-shma)

(via quote-book)

Source: kari-shma

I want to do some of these!

(via lifesketcher)

Source: andthencaspermetwendy

"When I touch her, my fingers don’t question what she is. My body knows who she is. The strange thing about strangers is that they are unknown and known. There is a pattern to her, a shape I understand, a private geometry that numbers mine. She is a maze where I got lost years ago, and now find the way out. She is the missing map. She is the place that I am. She is a stranger. She is the strange that I am beginning to love."

- The Stone Gods, Jeanette Winterson (via helplesslyamazed)
Source: quote-book

"What an overwhelming lesson to all artists! Be not afraid of absurdity; do not shrink from the fantastic. Within a dilemma, choose the most unheard-of, the most dangerous, solution. Be brave, be brave!"

- Isak Dinesen, “The Deluge at Nordenay” (via James Reese Books)

(via fuckyeahexistentialism)

Source: litverve

iamthespeedforce:

Batman - Dark Knight time… by *NeoSlashott

iamthespeedforce:

Batman - Dark Knight time… by *NeoSlashott

(via kaerusavvy)

Source: iamthespeedforce

thespartacus:

entering-my-mind-palace:

maraudersmockingjay:

idfollowthespiders:

the-power-of-potter:

funnification-is-not-a-word:

She didn’t mean James Potter.

She meant Severus Snape.

(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)

Holy crap. I didn’t even realize this. Brava for J.K. Rowling’s perfect continuity.

And all this time I was assuming ‘that awful boy’ was James. I owe him an apology.

OMFG! Brava! Bra-va!

Oh God she meant SNAPE. wow. 

NEVER NOTICED THAT.

(via lifesketcher)

Source: funnification-is-not-a-word

"This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said it. And I’m not even saying anything. I’m not talking about my films, I’m not talking about my life, and I’m not talking about the world. And yet, the media will print it simply because I said it. And at this moment in time, I bet there is an artist around the corner of this hotel, on the street, with a mind far beyond ours, but we will never listen to him simply because he has not appeared in a movie. And that is what is fucked up about our culture."

- Robert Downey Jr. (via quote-book)
Source: quote-book

"People have nothing to say, but they are afraid of saying nothing, so what they do say comes out flat and vapid and meaningless. The shadow of death is on every face."

- WIlliam S. Burroughs, The Western Lands
Source: honeyforthehomeless